Bear Jokes

Q: "How do you start a teddy bear race?"

- Ready, Teddy, GO!

Q: "What do polar bears have for lunch?"

- An ice burger!

Q: "Why does a Polar Bear make a cheap pet?"

- Because it lives on ice!

Q: "How do you tell a brown bear from a grizzly bear?"

- Climb a tree.  If the bear climbs the tree and eats you, it's a brown bear.  

If it knocks the tree down and then eats you, it's a grizzly bear.

Q: "What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?"

- They both have 'The' as their middle names!

Q: "how do you hire a teddy bear?"

- Put him on stilts!

Q: "What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?"

- "A bear face lyre!"