Q: "How do you start a teddy bear race?"
- Ready, Teddy, GO!
Q: "What is a bear's favorite drink?"
Q: "What do polar bears have for lunch?"
- An ice burger!
Q: "Why does a Polar Bear make a cheap pet?"
- Because it lives on ice!
Q: "Why shouldn't you take a bear to the zoo?"
- Because they would rather go to the cinema!
Q: "How do you tell a brown bear from a grizzly bear?"
- Climb a tree. If the bear climbs the tree and eats you, it's a brown bear.
If it knocks the tree down and then eats you, it's a grizzly bear.
Q: "What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?"
- A teddy boar!
Q: "What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?"
- They both have 'The' as their middle names!
Q: "how do you hire a teddy bear?"
- Put him on stilts!
Q: "What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?"
- Winnie the Pooh!
Q: "What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?"
- "A bear face lyre!"