Bee Jokes

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Q: Who is a bee's favorite singer?

- Sting!

Q: What is more dangerous than being with a fool?

- Fooling with a Bee!

Q: How does a Queen bee get around the hive?

-She's Throne! 


real bee

Q: Why do bees buzz?

-Because they can't whistle!

Q: What did the confused bee say?

- To Bee or Not to Bee!

Q: Who is a bee's favorite classical composer?

- Bee-thoven!


bee with funny eyes

Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?

- They use honey combs!

Q: What do you get if you cross a bee with a doorbell?

- A Hum-Dinger!

Q: What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30,000 feet?

- A bee in an airplane!


goofy worker bee

Q: What do you call a bee with a spell on him?

- Bee-witched!

Q: Who are the cleverest bees?

-Spelling Bees

Q: Why did the bees go on strike?

- They wanted more honey and short working flowers!


cartoon bee

Q: What kind of bee is good for you?

- Vitamin Bee

Q: Where does a bee go on vacation?

- The country of Stingapore!

Q: What is black, yellow and in the ocean?

- A bee in a submarine!


bee with flower

Q: Where do bees keep their money?

- In a honey box

Q: What did the good bee say to the naughty bee?

-Bee-Hive yourself!

Q: What is a bee's favorite type of flower?

- A Bee-gonia


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