Q. What Do You Call A Chicken That Crosses The Road, Rolls In The Dirt, Crosses The Road, And Again Rolls In The Dirt?
- A Dirty, Double-Crossing Chicken!
Q. What Do You Call A Frightened Scuba Diver?
- Chicken Of The Sea.
Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken With A Guitar?
-A Chicken That Makes Music When You Pluck It!
Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken And A Pit Bull?
-Just The Pit Bull.
Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken With A Bell?
-An Alarm Cluck.
Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken With A Dog?
-A Hen That Lays Pooched Eggs.
Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken With A Race-Horse?
-A Hen That Lays Odds.
Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Ghost With A Chicken?
-A Poultry-Geist.
Q. What Goes Peck, Peck, Peck, Boom?
-A Chicken In A Mine Field.
Q. What Is Chicken Teriyaki?
-The Name Of The Oldest Living Kamikaze Pilot.
Q. What Is The Best Kind Of Car To Be Driving When You're Ready To Play Chicken?
-A Coupe.
Q. What Is The Difference Between A Chicken And An Elephant?
-An Elephant Can Get Chicken Pox, But A Chicken Can't Get Elephant Pox.
Q. When Fruit Comes From A Fruit Tree, What Kind Of Tree Does Chicken Come From?
-A Poul-Tree.
Q. Why Did The Chicken Cross The Playground?
-To Get To The Other Slide.
Q. Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
-To Prove To The Armadillo That It Could Be Done.
Q. Why Did The Chicken Stop In The Middle Of The Road?
-She Wanted To Lay It On The Line.
Q. Why Did The Elephant Cross The Road?
-Chicken's Day Off.
Q. Why Does A Chicken Coup Have Two Doors?
-If It Had Four, It Would Be A Sedan.
Q. Is It Okay To Eat Fried Chicken With Your Fingers?
-No, The Fingers Should Be Eaten Separately.
Q: What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
-A brick layer!