Chicken Jokes

Q. What Do You Call A Chicken That Crosses The Road, Rolls In The Dirt, Crosses The Road, And Again Rolls In The Dirt?

    - A Dirty, Double-Crossing Chicken!

Q. What Do You Call A Frightened Scuba Diver?
      - Chicken Of The Sea.

Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken With A Guitar?
    -A Chicken That Makes Music When You Pluck It!

Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken And A Pit Bull?
    -Just The Pit Bull.

Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken With A Bell?
    -An Alarm Cluck.

Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken With A Dog?
    -A Hen That Lays Pooched Eggs.

Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken With A Race-Horse?
    -A Hen That Lays Odds.

Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Ghost With A Chicken?
    -A Poultry-Geist.

Q. What Goes Peck, Peck, Peck, Boom?
    -A Chicken In A Mine Field.

Q. What Is Chicken Teriyaki?
    -The Name Of The Oldest Living Kamikaze Pilot.

Q. What Is The Best Kind Of Car To Be Driving When You're Ready To Play Chicken?
    -A Coupe.

Q. What Is The Difference Between A Chicken And An Elephant?
    -An Elephant Can Get Chicken Pox, But A Chicken Can't Get Elephant Pox.

Q. When Fruit Comes From A Fruit Tree, What Kind Of Tree Does Chicken Come From?
    -A Poul-Tree.

Q. Why Did The Chicken Cross The Playground?
    -To Get To The Other Slide.

Q. Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
    -To Prove To The Armadillo That It Could Be Done.

Q. Why Did The Chicken Stop In The Middle Of The Road?
    -She Wanted To Lay It On The Line.

Q. Why Did The Elephant Cross The Road?
    -Chicken's Day Off.

Q. Why Does A Chicken Coup Have Two Doors?
    -If It Had Four, It Would Be A Sedan.

Q. Is It Okay To Eat Fried Chicken With Your Fingers?
    -No, The Fingers Should Be Eaten Separately.

Q: What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
    -A brick layer!