Frog Jokes

"Three frogs walk into a bar, the fourth frog ducked."


Q: Why are frogs so happy?

- They eat whatever bugs them!

Q:  What does a frog wear on St. Patrick's day?

- Nothing!

Q:  What did the frog dress up as on halloween?

- A prince!

Q:  How many frogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

- One frog and 37 light bulbs.  Slippery hands you ya know.


Q:  What is the preferred car of frogs?

-  The Beetle

Q:  What is green and jumps?

- A Frog! (groan)

Q:  What is green and red?

- A very mad frog!

Q:  What is green with red spots?

- A frog with chicken pox!

Q:  What is green with bumps?

- A frog with measles!

Q:  What is black, white and green?

- A frog sitting on a newspaper!


Q:  What is green and dangerous?

- A frog with a hand grenade!

Q:  What is white on the outside and green on the inside?

- A frog sandwich!

Q:  What do you say to a hitch hiking frog?

- "Hop In!"

Q:  What happens when two frogs collide?

- They get tongue tied!

Q:  What kind of shoes does a frog wear?

- Open Toad!

Q:  What do frogs do with paper?

- They "Rip-It"

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