Q: Why are frogs so happy?
- They eat whatever bugs them!
Q: What does a frog wear on St. Patrick's day?
- Nothing!
Q: What did the frog dress up as on halloween?
- A prince!
Q: What is the preferred car of frogs?
- The Beetle
Q: What is green and jumps?
- A Frog! (groan)
Q: What is green and red?
- A very mad frog!
Q: What is green with red spots?
- A frog with chicken pox!
Q: What is green with bumps?
- A frog with measles!
Q: What is green and dangerous?
- A frog with a hand grenade!
Q: What is white on the outside and green on the inside?
- A frog sandwich!
Q: What do you say to a hitch hiking frog?
- "Hop In!"
Q: What happens when two frogs collide?
- They get tongue tied!
Q: What kind of shoes does a frog wear?
- Open Toad!
Q: What do frogs do with paper?
- They "Rip-It"