Q: What does a frog wear on St. Patrick's day?
Q: What is green and jumps?
- A Frog! (groan)
Q: What is green with red spots?
- A frog with chicken pox!
Q: What is white on the outside and green on the inside?
- A frog sandwich!
Q: What happens when two frogs collide?
- They get tongue tied!
Q: What do frogs do with paper?
- They "Rip-It"