Thanksgiving Jokes

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Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?

-Plymouth Rock

Q: If April shower bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?

- Pilgrims.

Q: Why did the Pilgrims pants keep falling down?

- Because their belt buckles are on their hats!

Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?

- Because he had drumsticks!

Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

- The Outside!

Q: What does a Turkey say before dinner?

- Boy, I'm stuffed!

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Q: Why didthe Police arrest the turkey?

- They suspected him of FOWL play.

Q: What does a space turkey say?

- "Hubble, Hubble, Hubble"

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?

- It was the chicken's day off!

Q: What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

- The turkey trot.

Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church?

- Because they have such FOWL language.

Q: What holiday does Dracula celebrate at the end of November?

- "Fangs-giving"

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Q: What do you get if you cross a turkey with a ghost?

- A "poultry-geist"

Q: Who is never hungry on Thanksgiving?

- The turkey because he is already stuffed!

Q: What sounds does a turkey's phone make?

- "Wing, Wing"

Q: What key has legs and can't open doors?

- A "Tur-KEY""

Q: What smells the best on Thanksgiving?

- Your nose!

Q: What sort of face does a Pilgrim make when he is in pain

- A "Pil-grimace"

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