Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
Q: If April shower bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?
Q: Why did the Pilgrims pants keep falling down?
- Because their belt buckles are on their hats!
Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
- Because he had drumsticks!
Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
- The Outside!
Q: What does a Turkey say before dinner?
- Boy, I'm stuffed!
Q: Why didthe Police arrest the turkey?
- They suspected him of FOWL play.
Q: What does a space turkey say?
- "Hubble, Hubble, Hubble"
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
- It was the chicken's day off!
Q: What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
- The turkey trot.
Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church?
- Because they have such FOWL language.
Q: What holiday does Dracula celebrate at the end of November?
Q: What do you get if you cross a turkey with a ghost?
- A "poultry-geist"
Q: Who is never hungry on Thanksgiving?
- The turkey because he is already stuffed!
Q: What sounds does a turkey's phone make?
- "Wing, Wing"
Q: What key has legs and can't open doors?
- A "Tur-KEY""
Q: What smells the best on Thanksgiving?
- Your nose!
Q: What sort of face does a Pilgrim make when he is in pain
- A "Pil-grimace"